Wisecracks and Words of Warped Wisdom / Pratap Bhatia

Regular naps
prevent old age,
especially
if you take them
while driving.

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Having one child
makes you a parent;
having two
you are a referee.

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Marriage is a
relationship
in which
one person
is always right
and
the other is
the husband!

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I believe
we should all
pay our tax
with a smile.
I tried – but they
wanted cash.

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A child’s greatest
period of growth
is the month after
you’ve purchased
new school uniforms.

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Don’t feel bad.
A lot of people
have no talent.

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Don’t marry
the person you
want to live with,
marry the one you
cannot live without,
but whatever you do,
you’ll regret it later.

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You can’t buy love,
but you pay heavily for it.

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Bad officials are
elected by
good citizens
who do not vote.

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Laziness is nothing
more than the habit
of resting
before you get tired.

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Marriage is
give and take.
You’d better
give it to her
or she’ll
take it anyway.

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My wife and I
always compromise.
I admit I’m wrong and
she agrees with me.

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A successful marriage
requires falling
in love many times,
always
with the same person.

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It doesn’t matter
how often
a married man
changes his job,
he still ends up
with
the same boss.

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Real friends are
the ones who survive
transitions between
address books.

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Saving is
the best thing.
Especially when
your parents have
done it for you.

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Wise men talk
because they have
something to say;
fools talk because
they have
to say something.

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They call our language
the mother tongue
because the father
seldom gets to speak!

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Man: Is there any
way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No,but then the
thought of long life
will never come!

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Why do couples
hold hands during
their wedding?
It’s a formality
just like two boxers
shaking hands before
the fight begins!

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Wife: Darling today
is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand
in silence for 2 minutes.

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It’s funny when
people discuss
Love Marriage
vs Arranged.
It’s like
asking someone,
if suicide is better
or being murdered.

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There is only one
perfect child in the world
and every mother has it.

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There is only one
perfect wife in the world
and every neighbor has it!
Cheers !!!

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