FIFA Fever…….⚽⚽

A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final.

He looks to his left & notices that there is a spare seat between himself & the next guy.

MAN: “who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?”

GUY: “that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”

MAN: “oh… that’s terrible, and very sweet of you to have her here symbolically by having a vacant seat .. ..but these are expensive tickets; couldn’t you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?”

GUY: “no…they are all at her funeral!”

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